So… I guess that’s a happy birthday, then? 0///u///0

put a ship in my ask

vomit / no way / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / flawless / ship forever / I will ship them in hell

Even if I don’t know the series, I’ll google and wiki it! So go ahead, don’t be afraid! I accept all fandoms! (Yes, even twilight, just for this special occasion)

(Source: fawkess)

1,000 follower giveaway.

bolinn:

I’m already nearly at 1,300 followers, so I’m quite aware this is overdue. But I’ve been trying to get it fixed up for some time. I’ve got everything prepared, so all I need to do is find the winner.
*laughs nervously as no one likes/reblogs this…* 

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So yeah, I DON’T reblog it every day. That doesn’t mean I don’t have a chance in winning this, amirite?

starkcitybitch:

a-lonely-pink-rose:

crackingmyback:

happyfaces-sadplaces:

always-there-to-welcome-you-home:

jump-thesun:

uncagethemonster:

noxaldia:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

halfgodsgotswag:

heyfunniest:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?” 

“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.” 

^^this.

I ship it.
I ship it.

“Mom, Mom, I’m gay.”

“We have taught you well.”

Imagine Harry Potter’s son trying to tell him he’s gay.

“Dad, I.. I think I’m gay.”

“Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two headmasters-“

“Oh God. Dad, I’ve already heard this. I know how this ends.”

“One of them was gay and-“

“For the love of all that is magic, I get it!”

“He was one of the bravest gay wizards I’ve ever known. Brave, but gay.”

“Please stop.”

“BRAVEST GAY HEADMASTER ALL OF HOGWARTS HAS EVER HAD!”

“…”

“BRAVEST AND GAYEST, I SAY.”

this ^
oh my god, I love tumblr 

tumblr loves gays more than gays love gays. 

the comments though

Why are the comments just so freaking amazing. I mean, I love you all. xD

bitch please ill go look for cute guys with him

and if they’re a girl then i will set them up with nice womens kids

woops. reblogged. *trolololololol* But no rly, I would.

codenamejessie:

Oh right, I forgot this was a cool song.

(Source: chainer-jessie)

When people say my OTP isn’t real.

fabulousoutragedsickwithanger:

gleekoutwithharrypotter:

kpoporgtfo:

Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. 

Accurate.

cerezsis:

ikki-the-airbender:

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

hereewegoagainn:

in-finiteee:

thirstytigers:

omfg it’s transparent

whoever made this transparent, thank you

reblogging just bcuz transparent

da best

I love transparent k

wait what’s transparent? i dont see how this lets light pass through… theres no hole in the computer… 

i dont get it

look @your blog ok

(Source: yousaytheydontcare)

everythingissymbolic:

eadreytheiptscray:

dudesyoureonyourown:

loki-inabiscuit:

retrocker:

saltndtears:

heyfunniest:

10/10. F YEAH!!!

Warning

Your grammar isn’t good enough to completely get you off the hook, but the grammar police will probably let you off with a warning. Check your answers to see where you messed up, and try to do better next time!

21.4% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.

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Thats why i failed grammar courses…

7.0

Warning

Your grammar isn’t good enough to completely get you off the hook, but the grammar police will probably let you off with a warning. Check your answers to see where you messed up, and try to do better next time!

21.0% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.

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7.0

SCREW THIS!

Good Citizen

Nice job, grammar king/queen! You really know your stuff! You seem to have done really well in schooling over the years because you’re at the top of your class! The grammar police would be wasting their time chasing after you. If you did miss any questions, feel free to check your answers to see where you slipped up!

78.7% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.

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10.0 

Good Citizen

Nice job, grammar king/queen! You really know your stuff! You seem to have done really well in schooling over the years because you’re at the top of your class! The grammar police would be wasting their time chasing after you. If you did miss any questions, feel free to check your answers to see where you slipped up!

79.0% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.

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Total Possible Score10

Your Score9.0

Aw yeah, 10/10. 

I shall now resume my pretentious grammar-policing. 

10/10. I would have been distressed otherwise.

But why is a grammar site in upstyle? That`s really bugging me.

MUWAHAHHHAHA! 9/10! BEAT THAT! 8D

What books do to us!

dandelionthatgavemehope:

Thanks Suzanne Collins, Veronica Roth and J.K. Rowling.